Creative Writing Experiment #1
(Thematic slips given were 'a lazy unicorn' and 'the library')
A lazy unicorn exits the library.
He makes a vicious attempt to imagine how things had come to this.
He wonders, "where did I go wrong?"
"Was it my horn?"
It must have been. Perhaps he didn't oil it well enough.
He tried to rationalize.
"I know it to be a fact that I am the best horn player in all the land, for this is all that I have ever done."
He was too lazy to do anything else.
For many months the unicorn had anticipated the moments which had just come and gone.
He practiced day in and day out, laboring over the most well-known and loved contemporary pieces of the day.
He often daydreamed of how he would be revered throughout history for doing what had never been done.
He thought about the day that he first trotted into that very same library, and the sadness he felt for everyone inside.
"Why... all of these people! They appear so mi…
His wings spread underneath you
And horns sounded all around
The captain of your faith fulfilled the pleasures of the ground
The town came 'round to see him
He gave a weak hello
"He planted the seed of death to grow inside the womb of her!"
Four came out before you
And bells sounded all around
The third one burned in order so that wind would blow once more
War broke out amongst them
With love shattered all around
And chants rained down upon their heads, for she had blessed the sound
Zeus looked down in horror
And cried, "what have I done?
The fall of reason and remorse was brought by my jaded spout!"
But still she bowed before him
And felt what he had known
But in that moment knew that she belonged by no man's throne
This cosmological idea you have
Of what it means to me
To be a human being
You push yourself in waters deeper than
The ever-reaching sea
To sell yourself for fre…